U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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