I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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