i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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