this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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