Can Purell be used as lube?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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