HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you inspire me to be a worse person
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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