weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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