real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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