Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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