you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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