Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize