Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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