At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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