i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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