And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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