You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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