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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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