I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
it was like eating out sand paper
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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