so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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