There is no way he is gay with that hair.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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