you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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