I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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