Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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