just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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