i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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