Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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