If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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