she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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