the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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