My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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