Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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