I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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