the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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