That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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