Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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