2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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