the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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