no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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