U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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