Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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