Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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