fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize