I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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