we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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