mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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