Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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