I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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