Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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