So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
