Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I will be naked everywhere
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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