Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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