To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
