please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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