Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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