ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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